Uncle Rakesh fell into a swimming pool last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Bablu was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back, they drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down. I am now closing this letter and will share more good news with you again next time.
-Your Favorite Aunt
(http://vaanc-funtime.blogspot.com/2010/08/auntys-letter.html)